GeekStar.com

Every so often I pull my web statistics and post all of the amazing and fantastic search phrases people have “googled” that resulted with finding geekstar.com. I find them utterly amusing and surprising every time and by posting them for your enjoyment, I will continue to grow my “eclectic reader base”! (fellow geeks that understand SEO – search engine optomization – get what I’m sayin’…)

Here we go again!

• Cougar Bars in Pittsburgh (still top of the list!)
• Crappy childern’s artwork
• Amazing films
• Stephen Tribou (he’s one of my best friends!)
• Salvador Dali Cross Stitch Patterns
• Conor Oberst hipster
• woo there
• They’re coming to get you barbara shirt (loves it!)
• amish or hipster (yesssss!)
• Michael Jackson cross stitch
• PBR cross stitch (geekstar is the official hipster cross stitch pattern website! or so it seems…)

• Feed the Beat
• Hipster Cross Stitch Patterns Free (see what I’m saying???)
• i love rims (geekstar loves rims too!)
• COUGAR PARTY PITTSBURGH
• Conor Oberst Tattoo
• Garfield Monday
• Conor Oberst Sensitive (yes this is the truth and why so many emo girls love conor and his amish hat!)
• hipster cross stitch
• cover up muscle shirts
• We’re coming to get you Barbara!
• Sarcastic break up letter
• manman
• chong (chong is awesome!)
• yt cracker
• gnomes (i have a deep appreciation of gnomes. perfect hostess gift…hint! hint!)

• “top hat” salvador dali
• mosh pit (so 199sick)
• clothing models
• knit hat faux hawk pattern (how the heck is geekstar the source of all things sewing and hipster? i don’t know how to knit.)
• best cougar bars pittsburgh
• best adhesive for snake skin (what the heck?????)
• pitchers of mcconnells mills pa (at least they spelled mcconnells correctly!)
• dragons (dragons are awesome!)
• why I love portland
• sarcastic break up responses (i kind of feel bad for this person.)
• pbr 2009
• steelernationrise.com
• pbr t-shirts
• cafe drinks
• graffiti cursive
• wholesale muscle shirts
• color cuts
• geekystart
• I Can’t Go On, I’ll Go On
• hipster cross stitch kits (again?)
• shity breakup letters
• vintage halloween postcards
• “The Editors” band (I love this band.)
• conor oberst small guys
• stylish girl (pretty obvious how this person found geekstar.com!)
• fake rims blogs
• “downey’s house” robinson
• decadefashion.com
• job for a cowboy (this is my favorite “metal” band that does in-store appearances at hot topic!)

• mosh pit punk
• goth web line bars
• spinners rims for wheelchairs (AWESOME!)
• nyc graffiti
• beardhead.com
• zombie elmo
• tenasious d
• what is a website that the gamer name geekstar appears
• wrestling bulge
• hipster beard (quit google-ing and go to larryville!)
• cursive let me up instruments
• Play Vice Photography
• pbr girl
• hot dead zombie makeup
• muscle zombie
• faux muscle shirt
• mc lars interview (ummm…yeah!)
• pbr pitcher meeting?
• nerdcore cross stitch
• finding cougars in pittsburgh
• pbr murals in portland, or
• beard knit hat
• party zombies
• pbr tattoo
• love is indier
• couger den photos
• beavis and butthead tattoo
• tacky christmas sweaters
• Conor Oberst black hat
• big tacky christmas sweaters
• Zao the greek symbol
• cougar cross stitch
• little miss whiskey’s
• frontalot images goth girls
• pittsburgh hipster
• jobforacowboy wallpaper
• pbr pics
• free cross stitch patterns in japanese
• sideways walking gnome
• pbr plastic pitcher
• gooski’s
• decade for punk rock fashion
• imagenese de pbr
• urban dictionary get your crunk on
• strange cocktail
• mcconnells mills barn for parties
• argentinian muscle -men -man -gay -car
• faux hawk with fade with designs
• DJ geekstar
• ford focus on rims
• true scary images
• pink’s faux hawk
• orange on 22’s
• “digital gansta”
• zombie photos pittsburgh 09
• fun times with your friends
• funny muscle shirts
• funny gnomes pictures
• barney kills elmo
• zombie pitcher
• hat pbr
• woo there it is
• scary but true
• Khloe kardashian ass pics
• dead people makeup
• bicycle parts
• conor oberst pbr
• cowboy t shirt
• LOVE RIMS
• geeky cross stitch
• youtube rims for scooters
• t-shirt that says i star pitt southside pittsburgh, pa
• “Japanese star wars t-shirt”
• girl zombie makeup
• geekstar.com 14-gauge-piercings-submission-rings-and-kittens
• pbr sixpack tattoo hipster
• A Faux Hawk with Graffiti designs
• Walmart Fake Rims (they do sell these – they snap on!)
• wallpaper PBR
• pictures drinking PBR
• where would i send a letter to conor oberst
• tacky christmas party outfits
• amish phrases
• “muscle shirt” “high tops”
• Salvador Dali (i love him.)
• muscle shirts blog
• geek pick up lines twitter compilation
• mc frontalot flashlight why
• lyrics “i’m all over this ice cream beat like sprinkles”
• indie hats
• pittsburgh + music blog (you have arrived!)
• submission rings
• faux-hawk hat crotchet pattern
• tommy chong
• walmart rims spinners cheap
• hot muscle cowboy in bulges
• ford focus cross stitch pattern (wow.)
• Conor Oberst fell on stage
• “i love rims” stick
• skank
• pbr tattoos
• piano player olive or twist pittsburgh
• ceiling in old bar
• picking up a cougar in pittsburgh
• music event of the decade
• graffiti cursive alphabet
• hipster love pbr
• tattoo letters pbr
• tommy chong tattoo
• goth kittens robots pictures
• songs involving drinks from a cafe
• burnt orange ford focus
• portland’s best cougar bars
• “bicycle-themed food”

• geekstar beard
• artist loft
• peoples cartel
• glitter kittens (yessss!)
• custom chocolate scuptures
• 18″ pink rims
• what happened to dan martin soulharmonic
• michael jackson’s name in cursive
• zombie lovers
• bald fade with design pic
• i love otb
• “drunken” conor oberst
• FAlling down, elderly (wha???)
• Zombie Schminke
• conor oberst crunk
• beardhead fu man chu
• bridge covered bridge by Tommy
• break up letters boyfriend, samples
• young conor oberst
• red collar pilgrim
• gauges for kittens
• muscle shade lines tattoo
• geek halloween costumes
• long hipster beard

• to speak of wolves
• pink-fur
• urban Amish hipster
• carmen sandiego has really bad morals lyrics ytcracker
• industrial oven
• zombie rockers
• old tommy chong pics
• cross stitch cathedral of learning
• hipster amish
• beer specials
• PBR geekstar
• conor oberst high school photo
• person reading a letter
• indie rock songs about drinks
• indie knitting hipster
• mariofantastise
• crazy eyes

• fashion tops for women
• custom donks
• carmen sandiego has really bad morals
• crazy geekstar
• grilly wallpaper
• linkin park tattoo flagman
• Portland “knit hat” weird
• pink wheelchair rims
• “6 pack abs t-shirt”
• i fight dragons mosh pit
• Omish hipsters
• new american south
• Bobbling for apples
• zombie break up lines
• elmos coming to get you
• donks

That’s my plan.

Animal Collective + Fellini’s “La Dolce Vita” = Smiles

I know it is summer and I can’t imagine wearing knit hats and sweaters…but c’mon…this is fantastic!

Best Hat Ever!

BeardHead.com

You can be an indie hipster too with an instant beard or stache…and warm!

Perfect with PBR!

And they sell Fu Manchus!!! AMAZING!

wow. just wow.

I recently saw this video on boingboing.net, one of my favorite websites. I wouldn’t be a good little Geekstar if I didn’t share “Muscle Madness” with you! Cross your fingers that this gaming masterpiece gets released in the USA!

• Best opening credits ever! Muscle asterisms, rainbows, and sheep!
• Best theme music ever! Haunting little girl’s voice…over ADD inducing beats!
• Best character ever! Muscle dude sporting a green speedo, top hat, and biting a rose!

But there’s nothing like the real thing!:

well said.